Rearrange, add a K, and you get S.U.C.K

It's a little harsh and a little childish. It's like something a little 1st grader would say when he breaks up with his first "girlfriend" right before nap time cause he's angry that she shared her fruit roll up with another boy. Well that's boy has the right to be angry. USC fans have the right to be angry!

A college football season is like a romantic relationship. It just takes one screw up to end it. Once it's over, you have to start all over again and wait for the next relationship to have a chance to find true love. In this case, us fans have to wait another season for a chance to win the national championship. Well I guess continuing with the analogy, tonight is the night our partner cheated on us. Or the night we got drunk and did something stupid, or maybe called out the wrong name in bed. In any case we just screwed up and now it's over. USC screwed up by losing to the BEAVERS!!! and now the season is over.

Another year with so much potential that will end with one of our players, probably Maualuga, conducting the band on a ladder after a Rose Bowl win. Call up the florist, might as well start ordering the roses