I still remember feeling pathetic on prom night. I stayed at home and surfed the internet. My friends went. I'm sure they had fun. They even stopped by the house so I can see them all dressed up. Seriously, that was a bad idea. I wasn't that much of a loser in high school that I couldn't get a date. Well I don't think I was. I just didn't want to go. My girlfriend and I broke up a few weeks before prom, and I just didn't feel like asking anyone else. So no thanks. Go without me.

That's exactly the same attitude I have about tonight's BCS "championship" game. No thanks! Go on and play. I'm not watching. Why would I want to watch? The same way I didn't feel like any other girl was worth my time and money to go to prom with, I just don't think tonight's game is worth my time. I don't think either team deserved to be called the champion. Florida has great offense and good defense. Oklahoma has amazing offense and bad defense. USC is great on both sides and dominates on both sides and is clearly the better team. Even Obama said so on CNBC today.

Well it's sad that USC who would easily win prom king isn't even invited to the big dance. So if they're not going, then I'm not going. So, what else is on tv anyways? Read the full story

Like real men, there's no need to brag about whose is bigger. Please don't call up your friends and compare cause you can get your ass kicked for doing something like that. But like real men, it's just natural for us to settle disputes by comparing. From who can run faster in the playground. Whose dad can beat up someone else's dad. Who can do more push ups. Who can get more digits. Who can take more shots without puking which leads to who can get a higher score on the breathalyzer. When it comes to comparing which college football team is better this caveman method of comparing comes in to play, and it just shouldn't.

Now when I started writing this, I thought the Buckeyes were going to beat the Longhorns. Of course right on cue, they didn't. They couldn't stop them on 4th down. Then with 16 seconds left, Longhorns score the winning TD. Final score 24-21.

Now while I was still thinking the Buckeyes were going to win I was going to say...

Longhorns beat Sooners
Buckeyes beat Longhorns (well within inches they could've but they didnt)
USC whooped Buckeyes
USC whooped Penn State who beat the Buckeyes (note AP voters were ready to send Penn State to National Championship game till they lost a game against Iowa)

So with all that USC > Sooners
If Sooners > Gators
Then USC = Best Team

If Gators > USC
Then as most experts say on TV and as Vegas put it, USC and Gators are the top 2 teams and would make a great matchup. In addition Vegas has Trojans edging the Gators.

Anyway within inches in tonights game that method would've worked out and show USC is best. But we all know that doesn't matter. I don't have to pull out my wang to show how much manlier I am. I don't have to do a push up test or have my dad step in to the octagon to face off with your dad. It's just obvious USC is better. There's no need to go over who beat who and so on. USC dominates every team. They played one bad half.

So my question is. How can voters go on TV and say USC is one of the best out there and can hang with any team, but then vote them #5 on the polls?

Excuse the bad grammar, incomplete sentences, and perhaps lack of logic of this post. I'm really not paying attention and a little out of it. But I guess if this post makes no sense then it's a lot like the BCS. :) Read the full story

I didn't bother posting it back when it happened. Why? Cause as happy as I am with a Trojan win, it just didn't really excite me. USC won as expected. The Trojans put on quite a show and Mark Sanchez was an absolute stud. The beating USC gave them in the 1st half was great to see, and USC showed that they truly are the best. Like Pete Carroll said, there's just nobody out there that can beat the Trojans. Read the full story